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🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody, and welcome to Monday. |
| 0:06.8 | Your weekend is in the rearview mirror. |
| 0:09.2 | I am sorry to inform you, but we will do our best to get it kicked off to a good start here. |
| 0:15.0 | I am Dean Carriannis sitting in for Derek Hunter. |
| 0:18.8 | You probably know me pretty well by now because Derek just said Friday on |
| 0:22.6 | the show, Dean will be here. And he didn't even need to give me a last name. I've ascended to that |
| 0:28.3 | level that populated only by such superstars as Cher and Madonna and Gumby. |
| 0:35.9 | All right, big shot. Maybe you're not going to hire me now. |
| 0:39.6 | But in 30 years, I'm going to be Mr. Entertainment. |
| 0:42.4 | And then you're going to be sorry because I'm Gumbie, damn it. |
| 0:45.8 | Cut! |
| 0:46.8 | Cut! |
| 0:47.6 | Who told you to say, damn it? |
| 0:51.0 | Who told you to say damn it? |
| 0:53.7 | Did I tell you to say, damn it? I thought it would be true to the character. Who's directing this picture? Me. Who wrote this picture? Me. This is the Gumbi story, damn it. And Gumbi does not say, damn it. The line is, I am Gumbby by Gumb, all right? Gumbi he didn't even have a last name. It wasn't as if he just made up a new one or changed his existing name. |
| 1:13.4 | He was just Gumbi. |
| 1:14.6 | And everyone knew who you meant. |
| 1:15.9 | You didn't think he was some other Gumbi, did you? |
| 1:18.1 | There was only one. |
| 1:19.2 | There was only one Gumbie. |
| 1:21.5 | What if they threw a piece and nobody came? |
| 1:24.5 | And I may write a column about that for the New York Sun, where I'm a regular contributor. |
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