What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:07 The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24 Demonic Forces Keeping Meade At The Same Weight 15:14:07 Getting Kitty Litter Bombed On Your Livestream 19:15:10 Daring To Glance Over At Your Dumb, Precious Child 23:16:02 Airplane Freakout 25:45:17 Tamir Is Experimenting Sexually And Learning About His Body […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, January 18, 2024, coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.4 | gagging on an entire foot, but, you know, in an erotic way. |
| 0:09.8 | Plus, one U-Tard says, don't read too much into the fact he owns a black sex toy. |
| 0:15.0 | And what's the optimal number of jerk-off sessions in a month? |
| 0:18.0 | Find out today. |
| 0:22.0 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in 911 emergency phone calls. |
| 0:30.0 | 911, where is your emergency? I have a question. 9-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-I try to call vets. My dog was maybe with another dog and his dick is stuck in her? |
| 0:41.6 | Yes? |
| 0:43.0 | I don't know what to do. |
| 0:45.0 | Your dog? |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, he was meeting with another dog. |
| 0:50.0 | Well, that's how it works. |
| 0:52.0 | I know, but his Dick is stuck in her. They're trying to get it out. |
| 0:55.0 | Well they they lie like that for about 45 minutes after it happens. |
| 1:00.0 | So it stays like that? Yeah they they dogs stay like that for about 45 minutes after they meet. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, so I'm like their, his things still, it needs to be attached in there? |
| 1:09.7 | That's how it works. Oh, okay, I'm sorry for Colleen. calling. Oh okay are you alone by yourself there? Yeah I'm just |
| 1:17.1 | watching the dogs and I'm just kind of home playing the same kind of playing the same kind of were you were you trying to get these dogs to breed? |
| 1:22.6 | No, the school, they've just been like play days for a while and they've just been breeding. |
| 1:28.8 | Oh, have you ever thought of getting those animals fixed? |
| 1:32.0 | I haven't thought about this I'm 11 years old okay but that's a good idea okay |
| 1:37.1 | because what it what are you gonna do with the puppies now we don't know okay |
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