The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02 Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairies 12:59:17 Racist First Date Ends With A Stalking 17:40:18 Bug Chases, Gift Givers, And The Language Of AIDSy Love 22:16:03 Jerk Junkies Taking Meat Into Their Own Hands 25:33:04 A Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024, coming up on the program today, |
| 0:05.2 | shout out to all you pathetic jerk junkies! |
| 0:07.8 | Plus, one Florida school has pulled all dictionaries out of the library |
| 0:12.0 | because there's too many sexy |
| 0:13.5 | tantalizing words in them and a bunch of dudes looking to get paused with that |
| 0:17.8 | funked up aid spunk. |
| 0:21.8 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:23.4 | Daily, proudly presents great moments in bladder control songs. |
| 0:29.0 | All right, now there's a little song that's called the Kegel song that help you learn to isolate this muscle |
| 0:34.1 | effectively. The song goes like this. You put your right hand here, you put your left hand |
| 0:40.4 | there, you don't move any muscles in your belly or your rear. You squeeze your little spincter |
| 0:46.6 | so your urine won't drip out. That's what it's all about. Now that exercise is going to help you isolate the sphincter so you're not |
| 0:56.8 | using your ads and you're not using your buttocks. Now let's do this little song |
| 1:01.1 | two times together to make sure we're doing it properly. |
| 1:05.0 | Ready? Go! |
| 1:06.0 | You put your right hand here, you put your left hand there, you don't move any muscles in your |
| 1:12.2 | belly or your ear. |
| 1:13.8 | You squeeze your little spincter so your urine won't drip out. |
| 1:17.8 | That's what it's all about. |
| 1:20.8 | You put your right hand here, you put your right hand here you put your left hand there |
| 1:25.5 | You don't move any muscles in your belly or your rear you squeeze your little |
| 1:31.0 | spink to so your urine won't drip out and that's what it's all about. |
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