Just over a week ago, the U.S. Department of Justice released three and a half million of the

six million pages of documents in the so-called Epstein files. And by now, we've all heard the

accusation that, for example, Bill Gates caught an STD from Russian girls and then tearfully

pleaded with Jeffrey Epstein to please provide him with antibiotics so he could surrepetitiously drug Melinda.

Epstein claimed he helped, quote, get drugs in order to deal with the consequences of sex

with Russian girls and set up illicit trist. One draft email alleges that Gates tearfully asked

Epstein to delete messages, referencing an STD, writing your request that I provide you antibiotics that you surreptitiously

give to Melinda.

It also says Gates asked him to delete explicit personal details about his penis.

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to Microsoft, get it.

And we've all seen Elon Musk pleading with Jeffrey Epstein to please allow him to attend the wildest parties on his pedophile island.

Elon says, do you have any parties planned? I really want to hit the party scene in St. Bart's or elsewhere and let loose.

I'm sorry, I hate to do this.

Can we zoom in on the email on that, please?

Christmas Day?

And we've all seen fake news story of the year recipient

Donald J. Trump repeating his

nothing to see here meme routine.

I think it's really time for the country to get onto something else, really.

But he would say that, wouldn't he?

No, the Epstein Files are not a nothing burger.

In fact, they provide one of the most valuable insights into the operations of the

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