Just get your damn vaccine.

Except the extraordinary energizer!

And now...

From the Pioch, deep under the demolished East Wing of the White House, it's...

The 9th Annual Fake News Awards.

Featuring the fakesst stories, the fakes journalists and the fakesest factoids from the year

that was in this socially constructed pseudo-reality we call the News.

The Fake News Awards is the only award show that dares to ask the question,

what are these lying dips are trying to sell us on now, and why do they expect us to swallow it?

To what depths of digital depravity did the lying liars of the fake news media sink in the past 12 months?

Which mockingbird repeaters, politicians, academics, and other establishment toadies twisted themselves into the biggest pretzel-nots to curry favor with their financial overlords in 2025?

And, most important of all, who will walk away with the dino for the fakesest story of the year?

Find out in this year's exciting edition of the Fake News Awards!

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Johnny YouTuber's Self-censorship boot camp.

You wanna be a YouTube star?

Then you better learn how to talk like a retard.

Uncle Vlad's Russian robots.

You want to buy a robot?

And Trump travel.

To Trump, Gaza, and beyond.

And now, here's the host of tonight's flaming Dungheap, Bent Krukman.

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