Three minutes after ten is the time.

A very good morning to you.

I'm still a bit discombobulated by yesterday's events.

Speaking of the political reshuffle, we'd probably get stuck into that.

But I thought I'd throw you something different first, early doors.

We'll be talking about the Conservative Party in a couple of minutes.

But I just, you know, sometimes I try very hard to take a step

back from the fray and work out what it is that's troubling me. There's a story around today

about a National Trust calendar that's been given out to volunteers. And some people are

having a right old hissy fit because it contains some festivals that Muslims and Hindus celebrate,

but doesn't contain references to Christmas and Easter.

The rationale behind it is that you don't really need to be reminded of when Christmas and Easter are

if you live in this country, but if you're trying to be a little bit more inclusive,

i.e. understand the festivals. This weekend, for example, if you live in this country, but if you're trying to be a little bit more inclusive, i.e. understand the festival. This weekend, for example, if you live in Hounslow, in the London

borough of Hounslow, you could have been forgiven for, if you weren't aware of the Festival of

Light, of Diwali, you could have been forgiven for thinking that you'd somehow

missed bonfire nights and the fireworks displays had come along at a slightly different period.

So listen, I probably wouldn't have done it, that particular thing.

But then if I, well, actually, maybe I would have done, because you can't allow the woke finder

generals to determine what you do. If you're

trying to do something that is more inclusive than what is usually done, then you include the

things that people don't know about. But I think you could have included the things that people

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