What Happened When You Didn't Close The Door Or Window?
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 8 January 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happened when you forgot to lock or close the door window, 206, 803 Rock? Five years of that, Mike. |
| 0:05.0 | Hello, John. Welcome to the middrum. |
| 0:07.8 | Ola. |
| 0:08.5 | Ola. All right. So you guys happen to be talking to someone who's had their company house |
| 0:14.3 | broken into like three times. I'm going to span like two months. The company house? |
| 0:18.5 | Yeah, so I work for Facebook and like they have houses they have houses all over there in the U.S. |
| 0:22.7 | So we can, like, I can fly to a state and be able to, they don't have to pay for a hotel or nothing. |
| 0:26.0 | They just do like, hey, we have a house here, go stay in it. |
| 0:28.3 | You tell me, it's actually cheaper for them to just buy a house, pay that. |
| 0:30.8 | Well, I'm sure they pay the mortgage off. no yeah that's good boy instead of throwing it away i wish i had that problem yeah but they got a lot of |
| 0:37.5 | money oh yes so essentially uh the for i'll keep in quick so the first one we had a uh it was in san |
| 0:45.1 | Jose someone had come over to our house a coworker and had left the garage door open like some people do |
| 0:50.0 | and my friend a coworker who was sleeping on the couch had his wallet and his phone and his toiletries bag, just like right next to him. |
| 0:57.2 | And we woke up in the morning, and my friend's skateboard has gone, his toiletries bag is gone, and his wallet's gone. |
| 1:03.0 | And next to his head, where his wallet was is a hammer. |
| 1:06.2 | Jeez. |
| 1:06.7 | A hammer. |
| 1:08.1 | A hammer. |
| 1:09.0 | And that was all that was taken that time. |
| 1:11.6 | That time. |
| 1:12.2 | Okay. |
| 1:13.1 | All right. |
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