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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Keep The Door Closed

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

Why don't they tell you what? Like, it's one thing to say, hey, man, whatever you do, make sure you close the bathroom door.

0:06.0

You go, okay, but when no one tells you why, it doesn't mean as much. But if you say, listen, if you leave it open, you might wake up basically a hut in Africa. They said you have to keep your doors and windows

0:21.2

closed and locked in all times. And it's hot. And you just want to open up a window just to get a

0:26.4

draft through there. As soon as you do, the honey badgers are watching. And so are the baboons.

0:32.2

The baboons know how to open the window if you don't lock it. They look to see if you've locked the window. The Honey Badgers, they just jimmy their way in if you have it cracked a little bit.

0:41.5

And apparently with the Honey Badgers, when they get into your room, they will rip through everything

0:46.5

that you have, looking for anything that they want. And then they take it back to wherever they go.

0:50.3

They come back for more. But they smell so bad that it takes two days for them to be able to clean and air out

0:57.9

the room so that someone else can go and sleep in it.

1:01.1

Because they roll through the sheets, they basically go in there and they have a party.

1:05.5

Like they'll grab a towel and roll with it.

1:07.6

Like just stuff you don't think about that they would take.

1:10.0

Hand towels, they will go through your luggage to find out if you have any food in there. Like just stuff you don't think about that they would take. Hand towels.

1:13.9

They will go through your luggage to find out if you have any food in there.

1:18.7

Literal scavengers. They absolutely are. And they're taking everything to take back to their nest to their home. It's like a present. It's like a prize. I wonder if their nest is more well

1:23.6

stocked than my apartment was when I was like 19. Because you're talking about towels. Like we had like two towels for six dudes living there.

1:29.6

I'm just like, they're living a better life than we are.

1:31.3

But I'm assuming they explained this to you beforehand.

1:34.2

There's signs everywhere.

1:35.7

The honey badger is not your friend.

1:37.6

How hot is it at night?

1:39.3

Oh, 90 degrees.

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