Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

We're back, Mark, and we're back after two weeks of depriving people of awkward pauses and endless agreement.

We are back, and I hope the people are just so excited. Why were we gone,

Marchman? What kept us away from the four loyal listeners of this podcast? Well, I've had a lot of

shit going on. I had to move to Philadelphia. And now I'm living in West Philadelphia. And that

makes me really agitated, I like it here and my

neighborhood's great my my new house is cool everything's great but I can feel

you know the the seething contempt for humanity that is the birthright of any

Philadelphian or person who has just moved to Philadelphia, so I'm ready to violently

antagonize you. That's great. I think that's, you're sort of going native then. You're letting

your, you know, when in Rome, you know, when you're in Philly, you've got to be hateful and spiteful

and petty. Have you booed your first orphan yet?

No, no.

I haven't done anything violent or unseemly, but I feel the need to do so building up within me.

And hopefully, you know, that's what this podcast can be all about, is me enacting the sort of violence upon my fellow man that I need to do to prove my bonafides

in my new city.

I'm sure there's a whole Philadelphia bucket list you have to do.

Like you have to boo somebody.

You have to run up the rocky steps and hold your hands up being like, yeah, you.

And you have to have a cheese stick.

So this weekend, oh yeah, tell me.

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