Chris Broussard Is The Worst
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4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2015
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy. |
| 0:06.3 | Here are Deadspin editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry. |
| 0:11.4 | Everybody hates you, Marchman. |
| 0:13.4 | I just want you to know this week that after your little air conditioning rant, the whole |
| 0:18.5 | world has cited against you, and you're not popular anymore. Basically, |
| 0:22.4 | that was your heel turn last week and nobody likes you. So how does it feel to know that you were just |
| 0:28.0 | so wrong that people just like, people just described it to you? I don't know, man. My feelings, |
| 0:33.3 | my feelings are really hurt because I'm just trying to, you know, talk about my own lifestyle, |
| 0:39.0 | and I've got people getting at me telling me what a pompous dick I am and all this stuff. |
| 0:43.4 | And it really hurts my feelings. |
| 0:44.8 | What really hurt is, as regular listeners know, I've been dealing with the move. |
| 0:49.9 | We actually got our stuff this weekend. |
| 0:51.7 | The movers brought it. |
| 0:53.7 | And unbeknownst to me, we did have an air conditioner among the various detritus that was |
| 0:58.6 | hauled into our house. |
| 1:01.7 | My wife hauled the thing up to the third floor, which is we have a row house and I have an |
| 1:07.4 | office on the third floor. |
| 1:08.6 | She hauled the thing up and was just like, I don't care about your stupid air conditioning takes that you gave on your dumb podcast. You need an air conditioner because you're on the third floor and heat rises. So I'm just going to put this in here and we're going to put it in here. And I'm like, not only am I widely hated for my proper and correct air conditioning takes, but my own lovely wife is turning me into a hypocrite to boot. So, you know, so it's all just crashing down around my head. Listen, you can't. You can't, you know, this is the beginning of the end for me. You can't say, you know, you can't say, oh, that was just my personal preferences. Last week you went in, you were really socially conscious about air conditioning. You were really, the people who use it are fucking irresponsible. So, so you can't backtrack it this week and be like, well, that's just what I like. I just want you to know that you must fully own it. Otherwise, you're going to get. Yeah, man. So now I'm going to have to have the air conditioner in my window and not use it. And it's going to to I know what's going to happen there's going to be a heat wave it's going to be like 105 degrees in |
| 2:03.5 | here and I'm just going to be looking at that air conditioner I'm like I got to stay strong so that all those people who emailed me to tell me what a pompous asshole am aren't proven correct that's right Fuck all of them. |
| 2:12.9 | I'm going to keep it. |
| 2:13.9 | I'm going to keep it real. |
| 2:14.8 | Can I just say you also, you're a... |
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