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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

What goes around, comes around

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about what the podcast means to them, Joey's recent trip to Austin to surprise Joe Rogan at The Mothership and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee.

0:05.0

We're back, beautiful baby.

0:06.8

It's the church of what's happening now, New Testament.

0:10.8

Tuesday, the 14th of April.

0:13.4

Chew-choo, this train ain't stopping, dog.

0:15.7

It's the 14th of April already.

0:18.5

Two days ago was, you know, Joey Diaz got hit by a car.

0:22.8

Oh, April Fool's Day, you know, all that type of shit.

0:26.3

Oh, my God.

0:27.1

What's up, brother?

0:28.1

Dude, I almost killed somebody to have with my car, by the way.

0:30.8

Driving in that city is not like, and I wasn't even high, but between the bikes and the people walking I

0:38.9

legit almost ended I got hit by a car before I moved to the city once that was pretty

0:44.2

good I didn't I didn't take your advice though I didn't fall down I fucked up I was so upset

0:49.0

you added to a spot I was so ready and you don't expect it.

0:57.4

And it's just like now I feel like it's like stand-up.

1:00.5

Like now the next time it happens I'll be ready for it, but I wasn't ready for it.

1:01.6

I was pissed.

1:12.2

Listen, man, I told you three weeks ago, I almost said a lady at 6.15 in the morning going to the hospital, get blood work and the AKG and all that shit.

1:17.3

And it was not my fault at all. Not even close. Was I high like a motherfucker?

1:24.7

And, you know, she was half asleep. And I told her to keep going. Go, go, go. And she's like,

1:28.0

no, you go. You go. And then somebody texted her.

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