What Fictional Character Would Make Living on Earth A NIGHTMARE?

Am I the Genius?

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🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0	What fictional character would make living on earth a nightmare?
0:05.6	Jigsaw. I don't want to make some mistake in my life and get killed for it.
0:09.4	Have you seen the petty crap people get abducted for in some of those movies?
0:13.3	Yeah, you'd get abducted for accidentally stepping on your dog's paw and only saying sorry
0:17.2	three times instead of five times. I always figured if Jigsaw was real, the cops would
0:21.7	figure out where he was by the fact of him buying all of this real estate and having multi-ton
0:26.4	death trap machinery shipped and installed at those locations. Sandman. Imagine some stupid
0:33.6	mother fricker comes every night to your house and puts fricking sand in your eyes. There's also
0:38.0	some folklore where he steals the eyes of kids who don't want to go to bed and feeds them to his kids.
0:44.3	Freddy Kruger by a lot, assuming he at any point gets tired of Elm Street kids, maybe Sesame
0:50.2	Streets next for him. Burger King. He has not demonstrated to me that he would effectively rule a sovereign nation.
0:57.9	He's shown little in the way of diplomacy skills and has no record on defense.
1:02.3	Unlike rival nations, he has no enduring cabinet or advisers, no grimace, for example,
1:08.1	and he's never forged an alliance with Ronald or Wendy, at least.
1:12.1	Flame broiled only gets you so far on the world stage.
1:16.7	Homelander, an unhinged Superman with mummy issues.
1:21.3	Anything from Subnautica, the Reaper Leviathan can stay the F in another dimension.
1:26.9	I just started playing, and holy frick I'm taking psychological damage by the minute here.
1:31.9	It's horrifying.
1:34.4	Megatron.
1:35.5	Do we really need a crazy robot the size of a tank running around?
1:39.3	Even worse would be his namesake from Beast Wars.
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