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Am I the Genius?

What Are Your Chuck E. Cheese Employee Horror Stories?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6765 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

Inside the Nightmare. Real Chuck E. Cheeky's Employee Horror Stories. The worst being the parents

0:07.6

letting their children kick and punch you when you're in the chuck costume. Yeah, I pushed your

0:11.6

kid down when you weren't looking, because they were punching me in the twig and berries.

0:15.8

Not an employee, but I contributed to these horror stories myself. I was five years old and I was at a

0:21.1

classmate's birthday party. I was just getting over being sick so I was happy to be

0:25.3

able to eat at a fine establishment like Charles Entertainment Cheeses. I eat

0:30.6

pizza and have a good time with my friends. At the end of the night when we're being

0:34.1

rounded up by our parents, two other kids and I are still running around.

0:55.6

I'm chasing a friend, and I stopped to catch my breath, and I cough. Oh, but I don't need to cough. I need to hurl. I proceed to do so, then I wipe the sick off my jacket and continue to chase my friend. I get sick as I'm running, and it's just a wild, crazy trail of throw up everywhere. there. My dad ends up getting a hold of me and takes me to clean up in the restroom. When we go back out to Ground Zero, it's just a mess. And there's

1:01.5

one lonely employee with a broom and a sawdust. Oh my God, is all he was saying at the mess I'd made.

1:08.4

Poor guy, I would have quit after that. I worked there 20 years

1:12.7

ago as a game technician. I'd get pulled out of my repair room to help understaffed areas, which I didn't

1:17.8

really mind too much. Then they asked me to be the rat one time. I'm a six foot seven guy,

1:23.1

so everything that's supposed to be baggy was comfortable, like that episode of the Simpsons

1:27.3

where Homer goes to clown college. So I walk over there, over seven feet tall, everything that's supposed to be baggy was comfortable, like that episode of the Simpsons where

1:27.5

Homer goes to clown college. So I walk over there, over seven feet tall with this costume head on,

1:32.8

and wearing my own shoes, since the suit ones are too small. Children start crying and running away.

1:39.0

The poor kid who was there for his birthday boom boomed himself. So they immediately pull me

1:43.6

back into the back room and

1:44.7

get a guy from the kitchen to take over. They never asked me to do it again. My second favorite

1:49.6

story was the time the girl I was helping into the suit chucked up inside the head. So I take it from

1:54.6

her and start carrying it outside to hose it off. Once again, the kids start crying. I guess I should

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