What FACTS are you TIRED of EXPLAINING to People?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 26 December 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What fact are you just tired of explaining to people? |
| 0:02.8 | That I'm not lonely or sad, I just like to spend time by myself. |
| 0:06.7 | That being deaf really means I can't hear you at all. |
| 0:09.7 | All the shouting doesn't help me to hear you. |
| 0:12.1 | The difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes? |
| 0:15.1 | Any type of diet, plants, or hocus pocus food who isn't going to cure my cancer. |
| 0:19.9 | It's a chromosome switch. |
| 0:21.4 | So unless they can switch my chromosomes back into the right places, it's not happening. |
| 0:26.5 | That reminds me of how, like, Steve Jobs died. |
| 0:28.7 | Like, apparently he was a real believer in alternative medicine, |
| 0:31.6 | and then he, like, got a transplant of an organ or something that he needed |
| 0:35.9 | that he should have done at the very beginning, |
| 0:38.1 | but then he wasted so much time, unlike alternative medicines, that when he got the transplant, |
| 0:43.4 | it just meant nothing. |
| 0:44.8 | Correlation doesn't equal causation. |
| 0:47.2 | I am in IT. |
| 0:48.4 | That does not mean I can single-handedly make a game or large-scale software. |
| 0:52.7 | At the same time, I also cannot hack the Pentagon, |
| 0:55.2 | or release encrypted files from another hacker. Also, side note, while I was reinstalling Windows |
| 1:00.4 | for you, I did not break your toaster and radio on opposite sides of the house, and have no |
| 1:04.9 | idea how to repair them or your microwave. Okay, thanks, bye. Going up a tax bracket doesn't result in a pay cut. That having the |
| 1:12.4 | money to buy something doesn't mean you can afford it. Oh boy, is that a good one and oh boy, |
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