What is something you or someone you saw did, just to watch the world burn?

I'm a high school science teacher. At least once a year we'll start a rumor about one of us getting arrested for something.

A coworker of mine told some students that I dressed up as Selena Gomez for Halloween once.

It's been over a year and I still get kids that like to yell,

Hi, Selena! I also toot while walking by students who I don't like for whatever reason.

Crop-dusting crappy students is one of my favorite parts of being a teacher.

For a while, I had a townhouse where I had a bathroom window that overlooked the parking lot.

Sometimes I would sit there with my key fob

and hit the lock button, so that the horn on my car would honk right when people walked by,

just to watch them jump. In the early 90s, Universal Remote Controls were new. I had a grudge

against a local AV store, so I got one of the programmable remotes, and in the middle of the

night I turned on

everything in the store through the window and upped all the volumes to max. Once a week for months on end.

Oh, I had a buddy that did this in high school. Whenever the teacher would attempt to show a movie

in class, he had used the universal remote to turn the TV off, just as the teacher sat down.

She was convinced the TV was haunted.

You can buy a code-free Universal Remote that fits on your key ring. I had one and it was pretty handy at bars.

My friend's girlfriend was complaining on Facebook about vomiting and feeling nauseous. I made a joke teasing her about morning sickness and congratulating

her on The Baby. The next hour had her wall blowing up with family and friends who took

it seriously congratulating her. Needless to say, I got a good laugh.

This is a very bold move, and I'm sick because I kind of love how messed up it is. I wonder

if her parents were friends with her

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