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Am I the Genius?

What are your WORST College Roommate HORROR Stories?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6765 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What are your worst college roommate horror stories?

0:04.0

When I was a freshman, my roommate basically had his girlfriend, whose own room was on our floor,

0:09.0

move into our small dorm. They were banging all the time for four solid months.

0:15.0

I'm waking up, they're screwing. Go to sleep, screwing. Get back from class. They're screwing. It was completely

0:22.5

out of hand. It was every day at least five times for months. There were empty bulk protection boxes

0:28.9

everywhere on his side. I basically couldn't be in my room. One day, I just wanted to come home

0:34.3

from a long day, sit down and play mortal combat with my friends in my

0:37.7

room. But you guessed it, my room was locked. I went to our lounge, dejected, and told my friends,

0:43.5

I really just want to walk in there, sit down and play just to spite them. One friend looked up at me and said,

0:49.4

Why don't you? I was shocked. Then I nodded and said, yeah, why don't I? Let's go, boys. So without even knocking,

0:56.9

12 people followed me as I unlocked the door, walked in, refused to acknowledge them,

1:01.7

turned on my Xbox, and we played for hours. They just sat there for a while, dumbfounded.

1:07.0

That's the same week I changed rooms. Next one wasn't too much better, but at least I could be in it.

1:13.6

My roommate kidnapped two guys and held them for ransom.

1:17.0

One hostage was set free weeks later, while the other wasn't so lucky.

1:20.7

The body was eventually found in a basement buried in the ground.

1:24.3

I rented a room in an apartment there.

1:26.3

He lived in it before I moved in.

1:28.1

So the cops busted in and apprehended my roommate while he was sleeping, tried for kidnapping

1:32.8

and manslaughter along with a few of his other associates.

1:35.9

This was in Ontario, Canada, around 2011, 2012.

1:39.6

I never really followed the story until after I moved the heck out, and then I learned that

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