What dumb moment made you break up with your hot, significant other?

She thought that Canada was in the middle of the United States, right next to Colorado.

I wonder if she heard something about Wyoming being Colorado's Canada, and it stuck with her.

Ah, that day we got into a fight on whether or not rabbits lay eggs.

They don't lay eggs, Katie. Easter is a lie. Go read a book.

Legitimately thought that birds didn't have brains and that they would fly into her if she

didn't move. It made it difficult to spend time together outdoors.

She thought the hot, unbearable weather was caused by wildfires in Florida.

We live in California.

Other things she said included, but weren't limited to.

If we have a power outage, will my car turn on?

Visiting Japan, do they have sushi restaurants there?

Face Palm.

My friend's girlfriend at the time asked my friend, in front of

about five of us, if bacon was a meat. Needless to say, they didn't last very long. She thought

KFC hot wings were bones dipped in chicken meat. Ugh. She swore up and down that I was the father of her child. Said child was

five months old when we met. Being bored and having to fill up time with doing the deed is only

good for so long, and then it just becomes hollow, which sounds good, but unfortunately it starts

to grate on you, and just general

embarrassment when I took her out with my friends and wanting to not be alive anymore and out

with hers. Smoking hot, and she was really impressed that I could do multiplication in my head,

like six times seven. Really? Okay, bro, you don't have to laud your amazing multiplication skills over the rest of us.

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