What DUMB Moment Made You Break Up with Your HOT Significant Other?

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🗓️ 8 February 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0	What dumb moment made you break up with your hot, significant other?
0:05.6	She thought that Canada was in the middle of the United States, right next to Colorado.
0:10.5	I wonder if she heard something about Wyoming being Colorado's Canada, and it stuck with her.
0:16.2	Ah, that day we got into a fight on whether or not rabbits lay eggs.
0:20.9	They don't lay eggs, Katie. Easter is a lie. Go read a book.
0:25.4	Legitimately thought that birds didn't have brains and that they would fly into her if she
0:29.5	didn't move. It made it difficult to spend time together outdoors.
0:34.4	She thought the hot, unbearable weather was caused by wildfires in Florida.
0:39.6	We live in California.
0:42.1	Other things she said included, but weren't limited to.
0:45.6	If we have a power outage, will my car turn on?
0:48.3	Visiting Japan, do they have sushi restaurants there?
0:51.3	Face Palm.
0:53.3	My friend's girlfriend at the time asked my friend, in front of
0:56.5	about five of us, if bacon was a meat. Needless to say, they didn't last very long. She thought
1:04.1	KFC hot wings were bones dipped in chicken meat. Ugh. She swore up and down that I was the father of her child. Said child was
1:15.3	five months old when we met. Being bored and having to fill up time with doing the deed is only
1:21.5	good for so long, and then it just becomes hollow, which sounds good, but unfortunately it starts
1:26.6	to grate on you, and just general
1:28.6	embarrassment when I took her out with my friends and wanting to not be alive anymore and out
1:32.8	with hers. Smoking hot, and she was really impressed that I could do multiplication in my head,
1:39.7	like six times seven. Really? Okay, bro, you don't have to laud your amazing multiplication skills over the rest of us.
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