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What Do YOU Want Your Family To Do With Your Ashes?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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What Do YOU Want Your Family To Do With Your Ashes?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:10.0

Don't go. Nope. But with Abby. It's the Bush House entertainment buzz. Kappa nope. Nope. Nope. I'm too nauseous to do this segment.

0:13.0

So when you eventually get cremated,

0:16.0

I'm assuming everybody here wants to cremated,

0:18.0

what do you want done with your ashes?

0:20.0

I'm leaning towards cremation, okay?

0:22.0

But what do you want people to do with your ashes keep them in an urn,

0:25.3

sprinkle on them, snort them, sprinkle on the Kentucky field.

0:29.2

They're a rock star. I want to be stuffed. I want to be stuffed. I want to be stuffed in that corner.

0:35.8

Like you want to be taxidermy? Yeah, I want to be taxidermy. We're going to get a taxidermy

0:40.3

off fiber. I'm going to get the cheapest taxidermist to come do it so you're going to have the wunky eyes and all that.

0:45.0

That's fine.

0:46.0

I put you in that little yellow bicycle suit. Oh my God, God, if you have to live, and it's turning.

0:55.0

Oh my God, if you have to live,

0:58.0

and turn it in a class.

1:00.0

And I want you guys to try, use me to get in the HOV writing.

1:04.0

Oh, God.

1:06.0

So selfless.

1:07.0

Well,

1:08.0

Apparently, O.J Simpson's cremation ashes are getting turned into jewelry for his family members.

1:15.9

So his lawyer says that his remains have been made into quote unquote cremation jewelry

1:20.6

and it's being given to his four kids. Now I had to look up cremation

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