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What Do You Need To Know Before Moving In With Your Partner?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Our intern Darrian is about to take a HUGE step with her boyfriend, and she's seeking some advice. After dating for a couple of months, the two are ready to live with one another. Darrian's never lived with a man before, so what can she expect? We discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bertro.

0:02.0

Our intern Darian is about to make a very big life step here and she's nervous about it and she should be.

0:11.2

Hey Darian. Hey, how are y'all? Excellent. How are you?

0:15.2

I'm doing good. So what is this monumental moment you're about to experience in life?

0:20.2

I'm about to share a space with a boy.

0:24.2

Any boy or a boyfriend or a random boy?

0:29.2

No, it's my boyfriend. I have a couple months. He's going to be moving in with me temporarily.

0:34.0

But for almost a month, he's going to be sharing my space and I'm not sure how to feel about it since I've never lived with a boy on my roommates in the years that I've lived on my own.

0:43.4

I've lived with a female roommates. I've only had a sister and my mom because my dad was in the Air Force.

0:50.8

He was like not in the house that often. So most of my experiences are living with women.

0:57.2

Darian, I'm going to give you a quick warning. Yeah, my husband back in the day lived with me temporarily and he never moved out.

1:08.2

Once a guy gets a taste of a woman's apartment, man, not mine.

1:12.4

Where it's all like it wasn't yours? No, no, it was mine, but you say it tastes like how it's clean and not you know, I'm not a cleaner.

1:19.4

I'm messy.

1:20.4

Taking the anomaly out of it. Thank you.

1:23.4

Well, thankfully, I know it is temporary. He's moving to another state until his new lease starts. So if it goes bad, he can go out.

1:30.6

I think you do have a couple of things working in your favor here because getting advice on moving in with somebody for the first time like we would be giving to just Romeo or producer is going to be different than it is you because this relationship is still relatively new also.

1:46.6

And I think that plays for you guys because you're still in that intoxication stage and you're really not hanging out each other all the time.

1:54.2

Whatever he's doing is so cute.

1:56.2

And by the time it becomes uncute, he's already going to be gone.

2:00.6

You know what I'm saying?

2:02.6

Well, I thought about that and was like, yeah, that might save me.

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