What Do You Do with Jealousy? feat. Tariq "Black Thought" Trotter

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It’s an Adulting Homecoming at the Bell House when Jordan and Michelle bring it in with four-time Grammy-winning rapper / NYT best-selling author / co-founder of The Roots (THAT PART!), Tariq “Black Thought” Trotter. Jordan walks back in time to the fateful night he met his man crush in a bar (DENZEL!!!), in the midst of mistaken identity Michelle exemplifies going high with humor and class while seated in economy, and Tariq arrives, "Irk List" in hand, 1.) to hilariously go off on the surprising things that yuk his yum (shoelaces???), and 2.) to sound off on any and all things adulting including navigating jealousy in oneself and others.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.8	What's up everybody?
0:08.2	Welcome to Adult Ting.
0:09.6	I'm Jordan Carlos.
0:11.0	Don't do that.
0:11.7	What?
0:12.5	Don't do that.
0:13.3	It's a freaking Friday.
0:14.9	It's a freaking Friday.
0:15.0	It's a freaking Friday. I'm Michelle Bito. That is Jordan Carlos.
0:34.8	Thank you so much for listening, liking, loving, living, and other L words.
0:41.7	Ooh, loving and other L words. Okay, listen. Yes. Let me just say that. That's an L word.
0:47.8	Yes. If it were a freaky Friday, it would be great. We both reach into the popcorn at these.
0:51.8	At the same time, touch the same kernel and switched, buddies.
0:57.4	Bring it.
0:58.4	You know, it's a pet peeve of mine that I don't talk about enough and nobody wants to hear it.
1:02.4	Just these made-up holidays where we're supposed to be spending money for no damn reason.
1:05.9	Like, look, Easter is a history class, but somehow I got to get, you know, marshmallow bunnies and dugs and I got to get chocolate and a basket to put type 2 diabetes in so I can pay for a Zempic later.
1:22.3	It's like, what? And I'm sorry, are we still doing Thanksgiving? Like, it's too much. Like, even Valentine's Day, it's like, okay.
1:28.6	Oh, my God.
1:29.2	I love chocolate and I love lingerie, but why do I have to just, like, first of all, chocolate and lingerie, think about that shit. Like, like, just a lot. It's sort of just like Christmas is about giving gifts now or whatever. I'm just like, it mattered to me until it didn't, until I found someone who, like, loves me holy every day.
1:29.6	Aw. giving gifts now or whatever. I'm just like, it mattered to me until it didn't, until I found
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