I Don’t Like My BFF’s Bae, Is It Possible to Get Along? feat. Dylan Marron

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Live from Brooklyn’s Bell House, Michelle and Jordan welcome Ted Lasso writer, actor, and podcast host of Conversations with People Who Hate Me, Dylan Marron. Jordan reflects on his adulting journey from BC (before Costco) to his present 40s form (doomsday pantry as the new stunting and flossing), Michelle shows her earliest receipts for preparedness when she details her intense, age 5 morning routine, and Dylan, married for 8 years now(!!!), explains why productive fights are essential to maintaining a healthy relationship.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.8	Hey everybody, welcome to adulting.
0:09.6	You know what the fuck it is.
0:11.4	I'm just kidding and I'm so sorry.
0:14.1	Am I?
0:14.6	I was just kind of living my best top titty, freckled face, bloated tummy DMX life, if you will.
0:21.2	I'm Michelle Butow,
0:22.3	and I'm with my friend Jordan Carlos,
0:24.1	and this is our podcast,
0:25.3	and I'm doing fine.
0:27.1	Jordan, are you there?
0:28.6	Jordan, can you hear me?
0:30.7	You said DMX?
0:32.4	I don't know why.
0:34.0	You said it.
0:36.9	You said it. You said. I don't know why.
0:55.9	How are you? How are you? Good to see you, friend. Thank you so much. I know you're in California right now.
1:03.7	Yeah, I'm in California right now. I'm working here. I can't wait to leave here. I've never seen so many avocados.
1:27.6	Oh. And Botox and flat booties and white jeans. Ayah! Oh! Oh! That's where I feel like DMX because everyone's just like, why are you yelling? I'm like, I'm not. This is just, this is how I sound. Yeah. I come out to L.A. And I do feel like an SNL sketch, because everyone's like, huh? Uh-huh. You're just like amused. And And like everyone's very long-winded.
1:29.6	I'm like, can you get to the point because there's a subway coming?
1:32.4	Oh, there is no subway.
1:34.1	Hurry up.
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