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What Do You Do When Your Ex Won't Go Away?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Our intern has a problem with her ex. It's been months since she last spoke to him, and he refuses to leave her alone. She's blocked him on EVERYTHING, yet he still finds a way to contact her. So what does she do?! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show you'll ever been in a relationship where the other person just won't allow you to break up

0:08.6

No

0:09.6

That was me

0:14.9

Just holy hot for dear life. It was the dating and I cried

0:20.6

And it was just like talk after talk after talk so much talking I wouldn't shut the

0:28.7

Just wanted to leave and you would not you probably needed to know every reason. Oh, yeah

0:33.3

And then you guys to get back together again. Oh, yeah, because you probably was feeling bad about it

0:37.6

What he didn't want to be in the relationship. Yeah, I was like that with Charinger

0:42.7

Way back in the day. She just would not I mean, I told her I told her so many times. I'm just not into this right?

0:48.7

I think I've told you this before where there is one I she's just like all you got to do is look me in the eyes and

0:55.2

Tell me you don't love me and I will walk out that door and we will never see each other again

1:02.7

Okay, deep breath

1:04.0

John, I don't love you. You don't mean it

1:09.6

I had to write a letter. I was seeing a therapist over the whole thing man

1:12.7

She's just like write or a letter. Sometimes you need to see it in print and they will get it

1:16.7

So I wrote her a letter back then actually stuck it in the mail never heard from her again, man

1:22.1

That worked really was all it's yeah, wow

1:24.6

I'm asking this because our intern Meredith had was dating sort of dating a dude that just won't seem to go away

1:30.6

And I don't think we're in like the stalking dangerous stage, but it really is more annoying than anything else. Hey Meredith

1:37.1

Hello, good morning morning. Do I have that right like you're not nervous about this? You just can't like shake this dude entirely

1:44.1

It's just like dude. Can can you just leave me alone like go get a hobby?

1:48.7

I don't know what you want anymore

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