What Do You Do When You Run Into The Woman You Ghosted?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:42.0 | Ass Check 2023. |
| 0:45.0 | That is for me. |
| 0:48.0 | A spider bit me in the butt, on the butt, however you want to say it this past weekend when we were |
| 0:55.2 | in the mountains and I didn't notice anything and it was just like an itch and I'm like oh something |
| 0:59.6 | bit me whatever and then I was getting the shower and my husband was like good God what |
| 1:03.7 | happened to your ass and I'm like I know it's looking good from high yoga right he's |
| 1:07.6 | like no you really need to check out the mirror and it was just this huge massive bruise. |
| 1:14.0 | So Monday I came in, took a sharpie, and marked the lines around it in the bathroom to make |
| 1:20.0 | sure that, you know, it wasn't spreading because if it was I was going to go to the ER and then |
| 1:23.6 | every day since I've asked you guys to look at my butt to make sure it looks good. |
| 1:27.0 | Yesterday it was the first day I got a real good look at that ass of yours. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah. And that bruise is deep dark and the size of a baseball. Yeah, yeah, it was it's intense. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Of course. Thank God like our HR department doesn't take us seriously. |
| 1:45.2 | Oh, I can't see it. You gotta lift that thing up, bitch. Um, uh huh. Oh, it's yellow. |
| 1:50.3 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lighter. Yeah, you're good. |
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