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What Do You Do When You Have A Crush On Your Cousin?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In high school, she had a major crush on a guy she later found out was her cousin through marriage. At the time, he showed no interest in her, but years later, things changed. He has started flirting with her, and she doesn't know what to do. Should she make a move or not? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. So we think he has feelings for us cousin. I say this every time we get one of these emails

0:07.1

Which is laughable how many times we get these there are billions of people in the world?

0:11.1

Uh-huh. There are billions

0:13.1

No, the family trees are way separated the fences are divided go ahead hook up with one of them be attracted to one of them

0:20.4

Well, how do you got to keep it in known family?

0:22.6

Because we're just so attractive and our bloodline is so amazing exactly. You help it. I mean

0:29.6

What's his face just said he wanted a whole island of

0:32.4

Canada. Yeah, I'm like

0:34.4

Right

0:35.2

All right, so in this email here and if you got something going on in your life

0:38.0

You want to share with us man? We would love more like this

0:40.8

He says he thinks he has feelings for his cousin sent them to us at the burpsho.com

0:45.2

Christians got the email hey bird show

0:47.1

I don't know what I want from this discussion

0:48.9

Maybe just honesty because most people in my life still tell me they want us to be together

0:53.1

Here's the full story

0:54.6

My sophomore year of high school. I sat next to someone in my class Andy

0:58.1

We had gone to the same schools, but we hadn't met until then we began to talk and get to know each other

1:02.9

And soon we were close friends and spent time with each other every day

1:06.4

I had met his best friend who also happened to be his cousin James

1:10.3

We kick quickly became a trio in the clubs. We participated in as the year progressed. We became best friends

1:16.8

We continued to grow close and in my senior year more of his cousin joined our club as freshmen

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