What Do You Do If You Wanna Have Sex with Your Therapist??!! feat. Jackie Fabulous

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Live from BK at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle break it down and let it be broke with comedian and actress, Jackie Fabulous. Michelle re-discovers the horrors of a forty-something hangover, Jordan offers her his own hangover recovery game-plan, and Jackie shares how remembering the phone number of her fuck boy from the 90s has paid off BIG in her love life today. Yes! Fun for the whole fam!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.1	I could go down on a whole bucket of chicken right now.
0:08.9	Like, it was my death row meal.
0:10.7	Like, just don't watch me.
0:12.7	Don't watch.
0:13.6	I can go down on a bucket of chicken right now.
0:16.5	Like, I mean it.
0:17.7	Like, it's prom night.
0:18.6	Like, I just found a fish at the end of naked and afraid.
0:23.3	You know what I mean?
0:24.1	I could really just suck the fuck out of a chicken bone right now.
0:28.3	But I'm not.
0:29.7	But I'm not.
0:41.5	What's up, everybody?
0:42.6	Welcome to adulting.
0:44.3	I am wildly hungover.
0:46.6	I can't stop yawning in the microphone.
0:48.2	And then Jordan had to call me out.
0:48.9	Thank you so much.
1:32.4	I can't do it anymore, Jordan. I can't. One cocktail and three glasses of wine. It sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like a lot. It's not. I think you got a bop on your hands. Hey. It sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like a lot. It sounds like a lot. It sounds like a lot. It sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like a lot. It's not. It sounds like a lot. It sounds like a lot. It's not. It's popping and dropping. Oh, man. Electrolites. Electrolites. Electrolites. Sprigie diggy diggy. Roman soup for my sister and my big titty high yellow hookah look I can't I can't dip and do it like I used to This is my favorite Michelle.
1:35.2	Hungover Michelle is my favorite.
1:37.1	I'm losing it.
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