What Do Restaurants Do With Customers Who Are TOO BROKE to Pay for Their Food?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 25 November 2024
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What do restaurants do with customers who are too broke to pay for their food? |
| 0:05.7 | I worked in a place where a guy left to go to the ATM, they don't take credit cards, |
| 0:10.5 | and he left his date there and never came back for her. The owner felt bad and just let her go. |
| 0:16.4 | Apparently an employee had to give her a ride home. I definitely wouldn't play |
| 0:20.2 | dumb in a bar for three |
| 0:21.5 | hours to get a free meal, so I believe her. When that happens, I comp it and tell them to come |
| 0:27.4 | back and pay me when they can. Don't worry about it. Either I gain a customer for life, or I don't. |
| 0:33.4 | But things happened, and it's hard enough to be a person on the planet without being scared |
| 0:37.1 | that someone's going to get you for making a mistake. |
| 0:40.3 | One time I was on a date and my card wouldn't work. They had some ancient piece of crap debit machine. |
| 0:46.3 | They looked at me as if I was the leader of the Third Reich when my debit didn't work. |
| 0:51.3 | And before I could pull out the spare cash, with the foresight to prepare for anything, |
| 0:56.0 | the woman behind the counter starts mouthing me off, telling me I am what's wrong with this |
| 1:01.0 | world, and another bum looking for free food. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm not a restaurant owner, however, our owner likes to hold meetings, and the same topic was |
| 1:10.0 | bought up. He brought up the story of how a business meeting was being held at their restaurant. |
| 1:14.6 | A guy offered to pay for everyone's meals, time came to pay, and the card was denied. |
| 1:19.7 | At our restaurant, we're to say everything is our fault. |
| 1:22.7 | The server came up to the guy and said that our machines didn't read the card correctly, and it was our fault. |
| 1:27.9 | They had the guy give them their address, and they mailed him the tab later on. |
| 1:31.7 | On the way out, the guy came back and thanked the server and the manager for not embarrassing |
| 1:36.2 | him in front of his co-workers. |
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