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What Do New Moms REALLY Want After They Have Their First Child?

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She has three baby showers this month and a bunch of questions! Moms: what do you REALLY need when you have your first child? Abby wants to hear from you!

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secure. The Bert Show. Abby, about to ask the same question men have been asking since the

1:02.9

beginning of time. What do you women want? What do you want? What do you want? It's March, so there's

1:09.5

lots of pollen in the air right now.

1:11.0

But apparently about four months ago, there was baby dust in the air because all of my friends and family members are pregnant.

1:17.4

This is the wave that happens, I guess, in your late 20s.

1:20.5

First, it happens with the weddings where all of a sudden you're 24 and you're like, we're child brides.

1:25.3

We shouldn't be getting married. But, okay, I'll go to Charleston

1:27.9

so you can get married to this dude

1:29.9

who you've known for like a day, whatever.

1:32.5

That's not going to last.

1:33.4

You're like, our frontal lobes haven't even fully developed

1:35.9

and you're saying I do?

1:37.5

We couldn't even legally drink two weeks ago.

1:40.4

And you're going to hitch your wagon to this dude.

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