What Did Your WORKPLACE do that Made you realize that you had to RUN?
Am I the Genius?
amithejerk.com
4.6 • 764 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | What did your workplace do that made you realize you had to run? |
| 0:05.6 | I had a wall of crazy where the CEO wanted to spend 20K on cool and edgy stuff for the office, |
| 0:12.0 | and staff could make suggestions. He wanted things like slides, beanbags, napping pods, stuff like that. |
| 0:18.3 | The project was scrapped when the top suggestions ended up being desks, |
| 0:22.7 | chairs, working heating, working Wi-Fi and health insurance. Hearing our CEO say, |
| 0:29.7 | compensation is only one part of the employment experience during an earnings call when he was |
| 0:34.7 | answering complaints about underpaying his employees after we had reported |
| 0:38.4 | record profits. I learned at an internship that we work hard and play hard, means that we want you to work |
| 0:46.5 | 75 hour weeks, but sometimes we'll put donuts in the break room, if there are any leftovers from the |
| 0:52.1 | client meetings, that is. Not my company, but a company |
| 0:56.4 | from a neighbouring building. They had an entire area devoted to foosball, pinball, billiards, console |
| 1:02.2 | gaming, and video key booths on the ground floor, and it was clearly visible because of the glass |
| 1:07.0 | windows on street level. Oddly enough, nobody ever used that floor, and the place was |
| 1:12.2 | almost always empty, save for a few people who used the internet kiosks. When I learned a friend |
| 1:17.4 | worked there, I asked why nobody would want to take the opportunity to use the awesome-looking |
| 1:21.7 | recreational facility, and he told me that people who do use the facility often found it used |
| 1:26.4 | against them during performance evaluations, |
| 1:29.0 | even when their use wasn't excessive at all. |
| 1:31.7 | After a while, word got around and they started avoiding the place altogether. |
| 1:35.8 | The irony is that their recruitment ads always touted a culture of work hard, play hard. |
| 1:41.5 | Huh. |
| 1:41.7 | The place I'm just about to leave, handled in my notice last week, bought a pool table for the breakout space earlier in the year. It's horrible and cheap and not fun to play on anyway. But I've seen colleagues get ushered back to their desks partway through a game at 1259 because they were in danger of overstaying their lunch break. They always make sure to show potential new hires that they have it, though. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from amithejerk.com, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of amithejerk.com and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

