What Did Your Kid Do When No One Was Looking?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:39.7 | first kiss. They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music. While Alex enjoyed |
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| 1:01.9 | All right, so for all my parents out there, I want you to confess what happened when |
| 1:08.1 | your child went eerily quiet. Now, Cassie will understand this. Mo, I'm going to bring |
| 1:13.4 | it in on the loop as something that happens to especially parents of toddlers. The phone |
| 1:18.0 | number is 1-855 bird show, 855-237-8746. You're in the house and you're watching your |
| 1:27.4 | child, but it literally takes them just a split second to create havoc and mess. Your |
| 1:34.3 | child goes eerily quiet and you're sitting there and you're like, I haven't heard a |
| 1:38.2 | peep in a minute. What are they up to? And then you tell us what you found your child |
| 1:44.0 | up to and I will gladly kick it off. And what is sad and what is pathetic about this is |
| 1:48.9 | my toddler was literally right behind me. We were both in the primary bathroom together. |
| 1:55.3 | I was putting my makeup on for an event and my son is directly behind me and I still |
| 2:01.5 | didn't catch this. He is not even two feet away from me and it happened. So I'm sitting |
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