WHAT COLOR IS RED?

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it.

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0:00.0	Did you guys know you're supposed to brush your teeth twice a day and you're supposed to floss?
0:05.0	I went to the dentist there today they gave me something called a water pick.
0:08.0	Do you guys know what that is?
0:10.0	They told me if I don't use it, I'm going to get some sort of gum disease and I still haven't used it. I know it takes up so much time, flossing and
0:17.3	brushing your teeth and God, fuck. You go to the dentist and they're like, all right, here's why your teeth are all
0:23.9	fucked up and you have to do these things that are going to take a half hour.
0:27.7	It's going to take a half hour in the morning and at night.
0:30.8	And then you go, you try to pay your taxes and they say, says something's wrong, that doesn't work.
0:35.2	And then you go to the knee doctor and your knee is fucked up.
0:38.0	And then you get a text from someone.
0:41.0	It's like five paragraphs long and so you have to also write five
0:44.8	paragraphs or also looks like you're snubbing them and you're just like fuck this I'm gonna go
0:50.0	play Super Mario 64. All right. Let's teaching you loud and live your life, but he's not really an expert.
1:10.0	Paul from Bologna. Bologna?
1:15.0	Bologna.
1:17.0	Hey, what's up?
1:20.0	Do you brush a you eat this morning?
1:23.0	No, I didn't.
1:25.0	Why not?
1:29.0	Did you?
1:30.0	Why didn't you brush your teeth this morning?
1:35.0	I never do. You never brush your teeth?
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