His name's Barge and her name's Kate.

They go together pretty great.

Excuse the mess, the house is in a state.

Thanks to Baxter and Shirley.

Oh, great.

No, it's now a wait.

Because Boge and Cape have a lot on their plate.

Beyond their new, welcome to Bodg and Kate.

Have a lot on their plate.

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It's as simple as that. It's very easy, isn't it? Your comments and your reviews are as always most welcome. You can do that on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. We are going to do them this week. Thank you very much. Inside the podcast Pavilion today, myself Kate Lawler, hello. Me, Bodge, hello. And me, producer, Nick. Can we start by talking about our suntans? Because I feel like there is a discrepancy here.

But I don't know, Hello. Me, Bodge, hello. And me, producer, Nick. Can we start by talking about our suntans?

Because I feel like there is a discrepancy here.

Bodg and I are the ones that have been away, yet Nick and Bodge look like the two that have been on holiday. I look like I've been stuck in England in the pissing rain. We do look like a deluxe paint tester at the moment, don't me? It's like which shade of color do you want?

Do you want milky white over here?

Do you want rich mahogany?

Or do you want...

Slightly orange. Nick is not orange. He's not. He's not as orange as you were when we went on the holiday. Kate turned up, you know something about Mary? The woman with the border terror, that's just Kate when she's older. What was that tan about? It was about leaving it on for eight hours instead of three, just because I didn't trust the professional spray tanner who told me to watch it off after three hours because I wanted to be extra dark for the start of our holiday because I have an issue right with you. I love you to pieces, but when we go on a holiday, I become increasingly, I want to say envious of bodge, not jealous. Because we're on the same holiday. We spend the same amount of time in the sun. In fact, I probably spend more time in the sun because you're on the loo half the holiday yet. Had to have a shot, right in to it. It's so unnecessary that. Yeah, no, go on. But I'm just pointing out the facts.

Yeah.

I spend more time in the sun as you, yet we come back.

Eight days in Abu Dhabi we've had, you've got off the plane looking like David Dickinson. I'm giving Ed Sheeran vibes. Explain to everyone. Yep. why will we go on holiday and spend the same amount of time in the sun almost you come back 20 shades darker

so if you look at Why will we go on holiday and spend the same amount of time in the sun, almost, you come back 20 shades darker?

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