It's 11:15pm and I'm making a terrible hat for World Book Day
Boj & Kate Have A Lot On Their Plate
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
That's right, it's the annual trip to the craft shop to get bits of card to stick to stuff you've bought from Amazon in an attempt to look like you child's favourite book. She could've picked Zog; she could've picked Princess Pearl; instead she picked Winnie the Witch.
ANYWAY - we have a special guest on this week's show! It's Laura from Barnsley (and York) who is allegedly our most dedicated listener - so we grill her with questions. Did she pass? Listen to find out!
This week's dish was our dinner party creamy artichoke pasta with roasted celeriac and lemon sole. Check our Instagram to try it out!
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Want to get in touch? Email bojandkate@podmasters.co.uk
Presented by Kate Lawler and Martin Bojtos. Produced by Nick Daly of Gathering Media. Recorded and mixed by Tommy Taylor. Artwork by James Parrett. Video by Gathering Media. Theme music by Guy Langley.
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| 0:00.0 | And my noughties particularly itchy in the last... |
| 0:02.6 | Are you wiping properly? |
| 0:03.7 | Yes, I'm wiping properly. |
| 0:04.8 | I always wipe properly. |
| 0:06.1 | Do you? |
| 0:06.5 | Front to back or back to fall. |
| 0:08.5 | Sorry, nothing. |
| 0:09.0 | That's disgusting. |
| 0:09.8 | Side to side, actually. |
| 0:10.7 | That is half. |
| 0:14.2 | Side to side. |
| 0:15.6 | Like a window wiper. |
| 0:17.1 | It's good. |
| 0:20.2 | I wish our bombs did up window wipers. |
| 0:22.2 | It would save us a job. We want to get a Japanese toilet. I've been on a Japanese toilet. I love them. No. You know we had a B-Day before we did our bathroom renovations. I kind of wish we'd kept the B-Day. Do you? Why? Well, they're clean. That's what people used to wash their bums. It's really good. When we ran on holiday just now |
| 0:36.8 | You need a B day |
| 0:37.4 | There was a B day in the |
| 0:39.2 | bathroom with the toilet |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah |
| 0:40.4 | and uh |
| 0:41.3 | Now people used to wash their bums. It's really good. When we ran on holiday just now. You need a B-Day. |
| 0:40.1 | There was a B-Day in the bathroom, the toilet. |
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