Hello,

gentlemen, Hookers and Blow.

Oh, gentlemen, Hookers and Blow! Oh, ah!

Hey, so my story takes place about 30- years ago and I was deployed.

This was in the Marine Corps, we were deployed heading over to Somalia and we're in the ship in the Indian Ocean and during monsoon season they get some crazy swells during that time.

And we had officers up on the upper deck,

you know, listed down below and such.

Well, one of the officers in the middle of the night,

I don't know how it happened, We couldn't figure it out but on his

rack they have hooks that hang off where they can hang their jackets and their caps. During one of the

swells on the ship it must have rocked him from his bed and I don't know how this happened but he landed and caught his uh caught his junk and ripped his scrotum open. And we only know this because you know our guys that in medical they were telling us all

guess what happened to major so-and-so and we're like oh my God do we couldn't believe it

But yeah I guess he when when it happened, it ripped it open

and obviously pain and everything, but he climbed out of the rack

holding this junk and then walked all the way to medical,

talking about, hey, you need to get me patched up so I can

PT again. I'm like oh hell no.

So he stayed on the ship.

Oh yeah yeah no they didn't medevac him off.

Yeah I mean, we have doctors and Korman and such on the ship, but...

I guess he's just stitch it up and take penicillin.

That's, I don't know if it's that's probably what happened.

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