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Three tabb it is, and as usual, we head to see drink test, and Steve. The we chose 60 year old Mitchell Vest of Houston Texas. I believe Mike has more of

this coming up. He was almost interior design. He's I can't explain that.

I'll tell you the story. Now he's 6 foot 6, 250 pounds right? He likes to wear kilts. In

Seattle he'd blend right in he lives in Houston. Well recently he and his wife

visited a local antiques mall.

So Mitchell he first went to a place called Antique Gallery of Houston.

And that's where he placed a makeup brush.

Think about what that is, a makeup brush, and a so-called

restoration hardware piece up his anus. So your question is, well, was he stealing these things?

No, he was not stealing these things. Instead, he returned the merchandise to the shelf, but he was not done. He then headed to the curiosity shop where he put both a bottle opener and a tobacco tent can up that same

anus. What is that tobacco tent? I'm not sure. Can. I was trying to figure it out either way whatever it is you store something you're going to ingest a little bit later

But like before he removed these items from his anus and put them back on the shelf

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