What are you so eager about, you little idiot? - Law of Attraction

Ladies & Tangents

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5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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If you've ever wanted to hear two privileged white ladies tell you how to girl boss your way out of your depression, look no further. From the people who brought you "Just fucking get up and believe you can, girlie!" and "Sounds like you need to go hug your mom," we present to you an episode that teaches you how to toxic positivity your way out of poverty, social inequities, racial injustice and oppressions of any kind. That's right- it's the law that actually isn't a law because it goes against every scientific definition of a law- the Law of Attraction. We hope the sarcasm is translating well.... Consider this our attempt to understand and debunk the idea of being able to energetically change the world around you just by believing you can. While there is some foundational evidence on a quantum physics level, we can't quite guarantee the link between the physics and whatever pseudo witchy stuff we did under the moon, but damnit if we don't try our best. RESOURCES- https://www.verywellmind.com/understanding-and-using-the-law-of-attraction-3144808 WE'RE GOING ON TOUR - Pittsburgh- https://www.ticketweb.com/event/ladies-and-tangents-pittsburgh-improv-tickets/13246128?pl=pittsburghimprov Buffalo- https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/221092 PRIDE STORIES - https://forms.gle/Qpp29WLo1QaKXELGA WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH - ladiesandtangents.com/lt-merch *NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - [email protected] FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents

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0:00.0	Hey guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies and we can't get. What have I done? I really
0:22.8	wanted these. I really wanted these to be something. I thought I had it. Oh I thought I had
0:27.8	just find it right there so it still looks like. What's it say about me that Papa John's
0:33.5	just texted me and congratulated me on making it the Friday? Oh thanks daddy John. Thanks
0:44.8	daddy. Yeah. Yeah. I think Papa John's problematic. Oh well yeah. So I'm strictly speaking
0:52.8	to the pizza. Yeah. I always do. I'm only always strictly talking to the pizza.
0:59.8	All right. What's up everyone? Hello. How are we doing? Congratulations on making it to
1:08.2	Tuesday. Oh my god. Thank you. This is your Papa speaking. That's the truth. I have had
1:14.4	so many things I wanted to tell you that I almost like made a list because this is like multiple
1:19.4	weeks long. Yeah well okay multiple weeks. Yes I've been thinking about this for weeks. Oh I was
1:25.0	gonna say I have multiple things to tell you to and now my mind is completely fucking blank.
1:29.0	Okay well then you just sit there. You go first. All right. I'll figure it out eventually. First we
1:34.1	all know that I really like to listen to music and walk to the beat. All right. I said walk to the
1:39.8	beach and I was like that. We don't live anywhere to do. I like to walk to the beat of songs and pretend
1:47.4	that I'm in a movie. Yeah. Okay. Or I like to longingly stare out the window and like just
1:53.8	do dramatic facials. Like I'm in a sad music video. Well nothing has made me feel more like a
2:01.7	main fucking character than riding my bike. Yeah. And listening to music totally. It is. You have
2:09.7	a basket too. I do have a basket. That's the fucking coolest shit. I was riding my bike one time and
2:15.2	I took a little video and I sent it to Sierra and the music that was playing. What? So there you go.
2:22.8	Oh, yeah. There we go. I love it. What is so funny is any song you play while riding a bike is just
2:31.9	funny character energy and funny. Yeah. Yeah. Because music that is normally you could like ride
2:37.8	in your car and just be like vibing automatically becomes comical when you're on a bike. Yes.
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