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Ladies & Tangents

Ladies & Tangents

Society & Culture

53K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies and we tangent. Okay, okay. You cover my

0:19.8

chat. See you. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. What's up everyone? Hello. Welcome back. Welcome

0:27.7

back to we all have short hair now. We did it. I couldn't not. And guess what? I don't

0:35.4

know if I've ever long hair again. So if you're looking for a reason to drop your hair off

0:39.2

and you're like, do it. Do it. It's us. Do it. We can be your reason. Do it. Not your

0:43.5

13th reason. No. The hair cut. Yeah. Yeah. We might be some people. Like your 16th reason.

0:50.0

No, no one will be your 13th. No, definitely not. It was amazing though because when I went

0:54.8

normally some people to drop hair will be like, oh my god, you ready? One, two, three. And I

1:01.2

think she knew that I was just fully ready for it to be off my head. She didn't even tell

1:04.9

me she was cutting it. She just went straight for it. Sweat it up before I could even look at it

1:09.0

on the floor. So I didn't know. I've really cut like seven inches off. And I'm like, don't

1:13.0

care. Say goodbye. I said, oh my god, I feel like I can finally breathe. And I told you

1:17.4

this. And she was like, well, you know, like trauma is held in your hair. And I was like,

1:21.5

oh my god, it feels so good to let that bitch go. So yeah, the last couple of tough years

1:28.2

that I've had, I feel like goodbye. Well, and I was telling you that I had this moment

1:33.3

in the shower after because Shane cut my hair in the breeze way because I was going to

1:37.3

make sear or do it. I told her no. I was like, I will mom be a part of this. Well, then

1:41.2

I asked my sister because she actually does know how to cut hair. She went to school for

1:44.8

that. I also went to school for that. Not cosmetology. I was just, but I was at a cosmetology.

1:49.8

Yes. But Shane, he's, the haircut required a lot of sectioning. And I thought he would

1:56.1

be very, very, very, pretty. Yes. About the sectioning is. And he was. And he was. And

2:02.6

it was, it was great. Why did I tell you that? Oh, in the shower afterwards. So after

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