What are you doing with that tripod?

What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol goes "bah", Nick goes "moo" and they help with finding a place in London and with toilet paper perforations

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:05.5	They're very dangerous, though.
0:06.8	A lot of people get killed by cows.
0:09.4	Oh, yeah.
0:11.2	I bet if I...
0:12.2	I bet 100 people a year get killed by cows.
0:15.0	I'm going to look that up.
0:16.2	Wouldn't that be marvellous to be looked after?
0:19.2	Yeah, I get it everywhere I go.
0:24.6	Shit. It would be marvellous to be looked after. Yeah, I get it everywhere I go. Shut up.
0:26.2	Well, I used to.
0:27.4	When I was on the telly I did, maybe not anymore.
0:30.2	Do you remember when the French police went on strike, I think,
0:33.8	because they made it the law now that they can't drink alcohol at lunchtime.
0:41.4	They're on duty.
0:42.8	They actually went on strike.
0:44.2	We demand the right to be drunk on duty.
0:52.4	Oh, hello there.
1:00.7	Is there a delay? No, there isn't. I'm just doing something. What are you doing?
1:08.8	I'm just setting up a tripod. Oh, you're checking the settings. No, I'm setting up a tripod.
1:11.7	What's that got to do with the settings? Nothing.
1:16.6	What you're setting up a tripod for, taking more selfies. Oh my God.
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