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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol smells the strawberries, Nick tastes the avocados and they help with people getting along and with managing your money

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0:00.0	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:06.0	You can stick it.
0:07.8	Don't be rude.
0:12.2	Don't be rude, says Carol McGiffin.
0:15.7	You are rude. You're rude. You're rude. Not rude, ruddy rude.
0:19.8	Rood. Rood.
0:21.7	Okay, that makes sense.
0:23.6	No, you know what the difference is?
0:25.0	Roody rude is like rudy rude.
0:27.7	Like rudy rude.
0:29.6	Right, stop saying rudy rude.
0:32.7	It is like jeans.
0:34.8	Every year they go, this year, skinny jeans are back yeah and then they go oh next year
0:39.6	oh it's boot cut jeans oh and then big baggy jeans and then high-wasted jeans and then low-wasted jeans
0:45.0	and it's like saying you want to buy a new pair of jeans every year that's right but you don't you just
0:51.0	keep your old ones and then you just get them out again.
0:54.7	Simples.
0:55.8	You have to pay for this or you're going to die.
0:59.7	More or less, yeah.
1:01.3	Do not ignore these five symptoms.
1:03.4	It could save your life.
1:15.3	Hello, hello. Yes, yes. Hello? Can you hear me?
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