Hello and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Daryl Grove and I'm joined by a man who didn't tell me how confusing the MacBook touchpad was.

His name is Taylor Rockwell.

Hello.

Hello.

I did not.

I wanted you to get to figure out that monstrosity for yourself.

So, yeah, my old computer failed. managed to get myself a new one. It has the touchpad, and I just don't understand it, Taylor. What is this thing? What does it want me to do? Do you mean where it used to have, like, the function keys? Yes. Is touch by the right word? You know what I'm talking about? I think you were talking about the track pad. I was a little confused. I was like, you've had that before. I understand the chart pad.

I'm talking about? I think you're talking about the track pad.

I was a little confused.

I was like, you've had that before.

I understand the track pad.

I'm talking about that magic strip at the top that just things appear on it and I don't know what to do with them. I mean, I am very much a lay person when it comes to these things. I feel like usually I just message Christian Polanco and ask him to explain things.

But I think I like it.

That's what I'm going to do. That's what you should do.

I like it for the... That's what I'm going to do. That's what you should do. I like the brightness. It makes the brightness control easier as well as the volume control. And then I think you can control multiple tabs at once in there. So you can like pull up different stuff just by touching different options. So that, yeah, that's the feeling I'm getting,

is that there's a whole magical world of control in there,

but I don't understand how to use it.

So I guess this is probably a debate among computer owners, right,

is whether this thing is revolutionary or a complete nightmare.

I mean, there's always an element of so obsessed with whether or not you could.

You didn't stop to think if you should when it comes to new Apple products. Yes. And oftentimes there's a like, you guys didn't need to remove the headphone jack. I was kind of enjoying that. I feel like now you're going to add it to the next one and I'm going to have to re-buy all this crap. Yeah. And we now, both of us now need an adapter just to get our computers to connect to our mixing boards.

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