Hello and welcome to the Total Soccer Show Premier League preview.

My name is Daryl Grove and I'm joined by a man who always previews all the most exciting teams.

His name is Taylor Rockwell.

Hello.

Hello and lies.

I'm not going to start off with a no-but, but I will say that you're a dirty liar.

Much like the first guy who went before Indiana Jones, you chose poorly when we did with Diza. First of all, can we make me not a Nazi? That'd be fun. I was trying to avoid being. And second of all, yes, I did. Yes, I did. I chose poorly by letting you choose odds or evens because you chose, I think, Arsenal,

which meant that you were going first, and then you got all the good teams, except for Wolves.

It's a glorious new era, Taylor, where the absence of AFC Bournemouth has removed any conflict

from who goes first. Yes, it has. Not that I think we ever really had conflict.

It's not as though we both showed up with all of the same teams prepared.

It just was a debate between two people who, I guess, enjoy semantics and being technically

correct, maybe a little bit too much.

But it also meant that we had to make sure we were referring to the same list of Premier League teams, right?

Because we could have gone wrong.

So if people aren't ready, today we are doing what seven teams, the first seven teams alphabetically.

So that's going to be, let's go back and forth, Taylor, to give people a flavour.

I'm going to start with Arsenal.

Villa comma Aston. Brighton.

Burnley.

Chelsea. Crystal Palace.

Everton. And then we'll say goodbye. But we'll be back day after day this week with Premier

...