What a Weekday: We Got An Embezzlement Stew Going On feat. Louis Virtel

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Louis Virtel joins us for some fava beans and a nice Limoncello La Croix for today’s What A Weekday! This week, Donald Trump’s Hannibal Lecter speak leaves a funny taste in our mouth. Robert and Nadine Menendez are couple goals. The Taylor Swift concert baby has better seats than we do, and we end the show the way we always do: with 1,500 spiders and scorpions. Grab your tickets for Lovett or Leave It’s weekly live show in Los Angeles. Special guest hosts include: Andy Richter, Larry Wilmore, Matt Rogers, Ian Karmel, Langston Kerman and Guy Branum. Dates & Tickets: https://crooked.com/events/

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0:00.0	I was going through my parents things and Quackers the Beanie baby tumbled out.
0:04.0	Do we think that's worth something in the 10 to 15 grand range?
0:07.2	What do you think?
0:08.2	That's what they've always said.
0:09.2	They always promised us.
0:10.2	They're like, send your kid to college. Here's Quackers.
0:12.6	Yeah. That was the first time the economy lied to our generation.
0:15.6	Right.
0:16.6	I remember my youngest brother was like, wow, I'm rich. It was like, no, you're nine.
0:19.6	And this is what capitalism is. They got you.
0:22.0	No, it was the McDonald's Monopoly game for toddlers. Oh, hi, I'm Louis Fertel from Crooked's own Keep It. In for John Lovett this week.
0:39.7	I'm here with producer Kendra, producer Chris, and head writer Hally.
0:43.3	Guys, I was all concerned about what to wear for this,
0:45.6	and then I watched, love it on this podcast.
0:48.0	He is wearing like a rankled sweatshirt.
0:49.6	He looks like a basketball player at a strip club.
0:51.7	It's okay.
0:52.4	You're fine.
0:53.0	I never.
0:54.0	Yes, thank you.
0:55.0	You will never care.
0:56.0	Once you see how he dresses in real life, you're like, oh, well, I'm not doing that.
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