Parasite for Sore Eyes feat. Andy Richter

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Andy Richter fills Lovett’s shoes and then some as Lovett or Leave It’s guest host of the week! Yamaneika Saunders and Jared Goldstein stop by to help out an old white man. Herman J. Pamper (Andy Daly) helps Andy get to the bottom of the MAGA diaper rumors, and you are NOT going to like what they find down there. And we end the evening with a spin of the Rant Wheel! Head to votesaveamerica.com/2024 to volunteer and save democracy! Tour dates & cities: crooked.com/events

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0:00.0	Please welcome to the stage John Lovett!
0:03.3	Oh, that, hang on, wait a minute, hang on,
0:07.2	someone's wrong, wait, hang on, no,
0:10.4	welcome the stage, Andy Richter!
0:14.0	Hello!
0:17.0	Hi everybody.
0:19.0	Hi guys, thanks for coming.
0:21.0	Welcome to Love it or leave It. As you can probably tell from my voice
0:26.7	and general lack of anxiety, I am not John Love It. I am Andy Richter and I am the guest host this week. And tonight on the show my
0:38.6	pal Andy Daly is here and he's full of shit.
0:43.0	Yamanaker Saunders and Jared Goldstein bring me up to speed and then it's on to the rant wheel.
0:49.0	But first, let's get into what happened this week.
0:53.1	What a week?
0:54.9	There, thank you.
0:56.9	According to a new report by the New York Times,
0:59.4	during a 2012 deposition during his divorce proceedings,
1:03.4	RFK Jr. said that doctors found a dead worm in his brain.
1:09.0	The cause of the worm's death was ruled to be suicide.
1:14.0	I feel a little responsible because when I wished on that cursed monkey paw that RFK Jr. would be more like JFK? I didn't mean present day JFK.
1:27.0	You know, the most disturbing thing was actually when he said, I have a dead worm in my brain he was just answering a lawyer who asked is this your signature
1:39.6	Now to hear Kennedy tell that he was experiencing foginess and a loss of memory and he visited a number of physicians in an attempt to suss out the source.
1:50.0	His doctors found a dark spot on his brain and assuming it was a tumor scheduled a surgery
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