I've just seen on the TV here the excuse that Prince William is the head of the Football Association in the UK for the men and women's teams and all of football there.

You would think you would be here.

Oh, you would have thought so, seeing as the lionesses had made it all the way through to the World Cup final.

Nope. He made a lame video with his daughter on his knees as if to say, I am one with women. Okay, I've got a little one here.

He's blamed, he didn't want to come all that way to Australia. Carbon footprint. That is bang

out of order. I mean, we should all do that now. If you don't want to go to some dull family get

together in North Melbourne, I'd dare the carbon footprint. I'd have to plot eight trees to be there, Nana.

I'm really, really sorry.

What a cop-out, carbon footprint.

They've got their own jets and yachts.

They've been polluting the atmosphere for years,

that family.