Whales

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Ben from Cardiff (WE KNOW RIGHT???!!!) submits the topic of whales and the Beans waste no time getting into some radical new theories of aquatic taxonomy and evolution. If you’re wondering whether or not they’re qualified to handle that stuff let’s not forgot that Mike’s got a biology A-level, Ben lives a mere 4 hour drive away from the Rhyl SeaQuarium and Henry can draw a ruddy good haddock. This episode also contains a dose of the Old Testament which never did anybody any harm.

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0:00.0	So, um, no, I was just saying because, um, you were pointed out that I'm coughing quite
0:13.7	a lot.
0:14.7	Um, well, we just, you, you appeared on the zoo and you coughed at, that's a real one.
0:21.9	Yep.
0:22.9	But it doesn't, it doesn't seem that real to me.
0:24.6	It sounds a bit effective.
0:25.6	Yeah.
0:26.7	No, no, you wouldn't be sent home from school with it cough, for example, well, no, I think
0:32.1	the reason I'm feeling a bit, because you pointed out that, um, essentially, I'm having to
0:38.0	drink a lot more coffee now because the, because of the press, um, because you get your
0:41.8	prep mostly deal, because of the press subscription.
0:45.4	So, for example, I'm coughing a lot.
0:47.2	So, um, and I'm having, um, a lot of, um, convulsions, um, palpitations,
0:55.1	palicatex, yes, three ticks, but they're all, they're all completely internal.
1:00.7	So, you can't see them having a convulsion.
1:03.0	Yeah, okay, but I am, I am convulsing right now, for example, but, um, it's, it's purely
1:07.3	internal, um, quite a lot of acid.
1:10.1	I've got a lot, quite a lot of acid going on.
1:13.4	I've sent you, I've got a, uh, to catch people up on it.
1:15.6	I've, I've, oh, I've joined 2023.
1:19.2	In a way, I, I now subscribe for my subscribe by stream coffee.
1:24.4	I subscribe to Pratt, isn't it?
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