Cults
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Can you hear those birds tweeting and stuff? |
| 0:12.1 | And that hammer? |
| 0:13.1 | How many birds tweeting? |
| 0:14.1 | And that hammer, you're taking to the birds. |
| 0:16.3 | Hammer, but I've been forcing swift avian justice with it. |
| 0:23.9 | We needed you during lockdown. |
| 0:24.9 | You kept us going in a way, but those days are over. |
| 0:29.0 | It's the old red kite mallets. |
| 0:31.5 | Numbers are up. |
| 0:32.5 | Numbers are up. |
| 0:33.5 | Time to take the edge off. |
| 0:34.5 | Drinking aside, there are too many red kites. |
| 0:37.5 | Are those the ones where you go? |
| 0:39.2 | Oh, look, it's a noble eagle. |
| 0:42.0 | A wondrous, is there? |
| 0:44.0 | A wondrous fault. |
| 0:45.0 | It turns out, it's a good kind, I think. |
| 0:47.4 | It's another effing red kite. |
| 0:49.9 | They're not majestic. |
| 0:50.9 | They're not wonderful. |
| 0:51.9 | Stop looking at it. |
| 0:52.9 | They don't count. |
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