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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video.

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0:00.0	At Virgin Active, there's something for everybody.
0:05.0	Whether you like to work up a sweat in a strength and conditioning class,
0:09.0	or tone your limbs in Pilates and then head to the spa,
0:13.0	we can help you find your thing.
0:16.0	From swimming to boxing to gentle jacuzzi bubbling,
0:20.0	whatever gets you moving, it all counts at Virgin Active.
0:24.0	Join today and get your first two months free.
0:27.0	Season C's apply, offerings January 31st.
0:30.0	Hold on, it's January 1st, Happy New Year!
0:33.0	Bam, bam, bam, bam!
0:34.0	Oh shit!
0:35.0	Oh shit!
0:36.0	Dude, they're hungars too quiet.
0:38.0	Oh shit, smooth jazz.
0:42.0	Isn't it so crazy that someone wrote down
0:47.0	umbap, sabadee, ba-barat, umbap,
0:50.0	and then they're like, song.
0:52.0	You know what else they wrote down?
0:53.0	At least for a $20 million house.
0:55.0	Oh yeah.
0:57.0	You the guy did bop.
0:59.0	Bonson?
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