I don't really feel like transitioning to getting wet.

Why not those dos?

What in the world?

The activity for the kids, dig up the bones.

Welcome back to Petty Criams, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Hi, Griff. How are you?

I'm good. I'm good. I am enjoying life out here in L.A. I went to Shakespeare in the Park a few days ago.

Oh, how chic. I know. It was so chic.

It was so fun. Lots of petty moments happened, but the performance was really cool. Now, were you there

with a friend or? I was. I was there with a really good friend. He and I did a film together when I first

landed in L.A. And so he and I have been friends since 2018 and met up with a coworker. And she was with her ex-boyfriend. Oh. I didn't think she would be with her ex-boyfriend who I've met several times. Sure. And so I literally thought this person was someone different. And mind you, I was like, oh, he looks very similar to her ex, but maybe she has a type. And so obviously, I was nice and I, you know, introduced myself, but Sack didn't acknowledge that I knew him. That is so funny because you're like, I assume you're new, which means I don't know you. Oh, you're actually old. Totally. And I saw her at work a few days after. And she was like, yeah, he definitely thought that you didn't recognize it. It's like I

literally didn't think you would be at the park with your ex, Miss Abby. L-O-L. I were going to call

that one a draw. Yeah. What's it with you, Kira? Who cares? What's the crime? Okay, something

putty and funny that happened in my life. I went to my friend's baby shower. My friend Mary,

best event planner ever. Her baby shower

was a clause for celebration. It was a lobster bake, but she also had barbecue and tons of food

for, I mean, best party ever. She specifically asked the catering company multiple times if there

would be lobster crackers because there were going to be lobsters. And they said yes. And then there weren't.

And so everyone in the baby shower was crying open lobsters with their bare hands.

I went scrounding around in the drawers till I found like a heavy duty pair of kitchen

series because I was like, nothing is keeping me away from this lobster.

Yeah. And the lobster armor is, I mean, it's armor for a reason. That shit's hard to break into.

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