At 5 a.m., a drunk Floridian man will be breaking into your room.

Yeah, chains on the doors, baby.

Tider, tighter.

Oh my God, my door just blew open.

This is so creepy.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Dira, how are the last few days of October over there in New York treating you?

Good.

Alex's birthday is October 26th, and he is, like, the king of Halloween.

And we're recording this before his birthday, so I'm trying to figure out something perfectly spooky to do with him in New York.

Ooh, any, like, top of mind ideas?

I have been meaning to bring him to Sleepy Hollow.

Yes, I remember you saying that. Yeah, we'll see if I actually managed to pull that off.

Your Sleepy Hollow is my equivalent of dressing up as the Babadook. Exactly. Exactly. It's often talked about rarely happens.

Exactly. And that hasn't happened yet. And it still won't this Halloween. How's your spooky season? I know you always go to this like really good Halloween party. I'm assuming you're going again. Yes. That's in a few days. As of today, which I'm excited for. I got my costume. The theme is vampire cabaret at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. Okay. Yeah, they cast a

wide net. Vampires Cabaret, fine, that's a theme. Vampires Cabaret at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party,

you've lost me. No, I know. I'm talking to a professional writer right now. Like, I hear you. I see you. Edit. Edit. Edit. But I have a

feeling they're expecting us to dress as like, you know, sexy vampires and then their house,

which is gorgeous, will be more Alice and Wonderland themed. Oh, got it. So it's like, that's the

theme for the setting. And then you will be Vampires Cabaret. Exactly. But I hear your point. It is still a little, to the viewer, it's kind of like, what's going on? But to the actors, it'll be super fun. That's funny. Yeah, I'm wearing a corset for the first time of my life. I let me know how that goes for you.

I will.

I tried it on.

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