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Welcome back to another edition of Zero block 30 on Chats. We got Kate. We got cons. We got a bunch of stuff that's happening all over the globe, but today we have five rounds in the magazine.

Round number one. This one actually is a listener submitted topic. I was cruising last night just hanging out with like 1115. I was cruising Twitter to fall asleep like I usually do.

Next thing you know, I get this bad boy into my inbox and it is perfect. It's from snopes. It's round number one.

Captain Sir Mansfield coming suggested that the British intelligence agent used semen as an invisible ink turn. We're one.

But later put a stop to it due to the smell. Round number two. Update from a wild stole a valid case from just a few weeks ago.

Justice is getting served. There's multiple felony charges that are going out. You've surrounded you found out Sarah Kavanaugh actually bad.

Round number three is Tulsi Gabbard of Trader. Yes. It's like people from the party. I think it is a rhetorical question, but the answer overwhelmingly at least on social media has been.

Yes, it is true. She is. Round number four. Iran reportedly bombsites in Iraq that houses US service members for which Iran we got to say not right now.

Like there's a lot of stuff that's going on in the world. We don't have time for this. Luckily nobody was hurt. Nobody was injured even like building an infrastructure weren't really messed up.

But good Iran. Just please don't right now. There's a lot of stuff that's happening all over the globe. We don't need your shit right now to. And finally round number five. We're going to give you an update about what's going on in Ukraine. And all that is going to be brought to you by our good friends.

Not the nipple cream. We're not doing the nipple cream. We are going to do nipple cream. If we need it. There's no shame in that.

No shame in it. Did you have you guys ever worn like the old underarm. Remember underarm.

First really came out that had their performance stuff and everybody swore by it in the military.

I never enjoyed it. Really. Like their stuff that you wore underneath the uniform that's supposed to be for hot weather or cold weather.

I don't believe in hot weather or cold weather thin stuff. Like I don't think that shit works.

I don't either. I just remember it came out right when I was in high school and it was the coolest thing ever freshman year high school getting that super cool looking thing. And then what really made it popular was when Mike Vick started wearing it.

I thought that looked very good. But I never wore the ones in the military because it just seemed like it was going to be hot no matter what.

If your body looks like Mark Wahlberg when he's in peak condition, I feel like you look fantastic in underarm. Yes. Every other person in the world looks like a sandbag filled with fucking dough.

Just look terrible. Everybody.

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