Captain Cons Is Getting Married!

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4.6 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speech

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.6	Revely, Revely, Revely!
0:11.6	So at some point they might come back and they might be heard in the background. There's nowhere to hide in this place.
0:31.5	So that's fine. That is the first acknowledge from Kate that she's down in Florida because Kate and
0:38.0	Conn's are in Florida for Connors wedding. So we're not getting married just to clarify true. You're not that would be very troublesome.
0:47.6	If you guys got surprised married, I'd be pissed. Like how did I know? I would feel like everything about myself had
0:55.5	completely changed at my being my being observant and things like that totally was off par. But today we do have five rounds in
1:03.6	the magazine Big Show still no four. No five four. We got five. Oh, we'll do four.
1:09.6	Round number one, update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass jar from her anus.
1:17.2	The glasses up there long enough to technically need new pro con marks if she was a marine.
1:22.2	Round number two, ladies and gentlemen, introducing major dick, bomb.
1:28.4	Round number three, the worst wedding advice from each decade and we're going to have a surprise note from Connors
1:34.2	fiance. I was texting her last night and asked her to give some things that Connor needs to improve upon.
1:40.1	And the list is very good and I automatically agreed with Alex and whatever.
1:44.4	I'm sure you said. Oh yeah. And round number four, there's four Russian generals killed.
1:49.0	We're going to give you an update about what's happening in Ukraine. The loss of life for the Russian
1:53.5	soldiers has been staggering like when you try to put it into historical context. It's difficult to find
1:59.0	battles that even we have on the US side of history that aren't like Iwo Jima as far as the numbers of
2:04.6	people lost in just three weeks. It's been pretty insane to watch. And we have a bunch of people on social media
2:10.8	dummies that were very upset with some of the things that Zelensky was wearing. I feel like if your
2:18.0	country is under siege, people should leave you the fuck alone about this is a very Connor remark.
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